Write your best friend's name inEnglish?...

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name inEnglish?
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardarasked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you aforeigner?
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Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th OctoberWhich year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 lettersin it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar:
Any greatman born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi ?
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don'tknow who is Jayanthi.
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Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first hecut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked.
Then cut the third leg and did the same.
At last he cut it's fourt leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly sardar saidloudly, "I found it.
If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
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On a political rally sardar was arrested. Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it.
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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto,the driver adjusted mirror.
Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit in back seat. I will drive.
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Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN".
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Interviewer: just imagine u r in 3rd floor, itcaught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
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